I just don't undersand

Ice cream flavors listed in an idol-worshipping article in the NY Times:

• "Secret Breakfast" -- bourbon and toasted cornflakes
• "Elvis" -- banana ice cream with bacon peanut brittle
• Salted Licorice
• Chocolate Smoked Sea Salt
• Salt & Pepper
• Hibiscus Beet
• Foie-gras ginger-snap ice cream sandwiches
• Fetal Kitten -- the proprietor's idea of a joke, like it's the only one that's not truly on the menu.